by Goatlord

Dyna-man,
Dyna-man,
does whatever a D-

WTF man?!
There were kids in there!

A-when ya gots ta go,
ya gots ta go.
a-heh a-heh.

No one likes you Dyna-man, fuck off.


But everyone loves
WTF man?!

Toys and babysitting DVDs coming (as) SOON (as we secure enough capital)!

by Goatlord

So, anyone else having nightmares about labiaplasty?

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by Goatlord

I cut off my head once.

Now I can't do Peter Garrett impressions *frowny face*

Then I ate some cheese and it grew back.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY POWER OF CHEESE!

by Dan

Holy crap I'm busy at the moment. Okay,.. maybe not that busy. I probably could have found 30 minutes to write a comic here and there,.. but I'm so creatively drained at the moment.

The play opens this time next week and finishes three weeks after that. My play is to spend some time concentrating on the comic for a little while. There are a bunch of new illustrations that will need to be done.

Until then, sit tight. The wheels are stalled but they will return to motion.

by Goatlord

If I could paint, I would paint a portrait of you.

Just so I wouldn't have to keep replacing all the mirrors around the house.

ZING!

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Just wasting time until I remember what was supposed to go here.

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Nope, it's gone.

Just like my predatory libido, he says just before asking for a lawyer.

by Goatlord

New found firearm fetish.

Try saying that 146 times fast.


I finally conned someone into giving me a new job the other day (not as pathetic as you might think ... really).

At last, I'll be able to put to good use all those years of watching Sesame Street and playing video games.

I wonder if doing the creepy laugh after every count will get old quickly?

I say no.

by Goatlord

I feel like Marty McFly at the end of Back to the Future: Part II.

Except without the creepy lawyer guy.

I just popped into March for a sneak peak and then I misplaced my bottle so I couldn't go back.

I blame those militant, lefty recycling freaks.

So ... much happened in the past month?

Actually, y'know what (It's ok, I've met your parents, I know you don't know), I did learn something interesting.

FUN FACT #729:
James Cameron doesn't know shit.
If you hold a syringe full of drain cleaner to an orderly's neck, they don't let you out of ... that place.

by Dan

I had 35 downloads of my new song which makes me very happy.

Tell your friends.

by Dan

Hello my friends.

I've recorded another song. It's an upbeat folk/pop song about a brain injury.

by Dan

Playing Bioshock.

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by Dan

I managed to sneak in another comic between doing my tax and telling stories about vicious murders.

I've recently moved back from Safari to Firefox only to discover that for some reason the png files I use are still acting up. There's a distinct change in background colour between some poses and it's PNG's bloody alpha encoding.

I wish I could figure out why it's doing that.

by Dan

I love pinball. Ever since I was a kid I was quite fascinated by the pinnies and now they're so rare I find myself enchanted by the mystique.

There's something so visceral about an actual metal ball that video games don't seem to be able to catch.

That's not to stop them trying of course. I've never been able to afford a real pinball machine but I've played a number of virtual ones in my time.

There was some sort of WWII themed game on the PC back during the monochrome years.

And Midnight Madness on the Atari 2600 was a lot of fun.

Then something extraordinary happened. Epic Megagames came out with Epic Pinball. A chrome ball, scrolling background and all the bells and whistles that you couldn't do without a computer.

I played that game over and over again. Now I've downloaded a pinball game on my Xbox and it's all the nostalgia and fun all over again. It'll do,.. until I finally get myself a real one.

by Dan

OH Crikey! Busy Busy me. But that's not quite all of it, is it? I mean, I could find time to write this, but it takes dedication. And my dedication wains and waxes. You should invest in an RSS Reader.

And when I say 'invest', I do mean, start using a free one. Google has Google Reader. Give that a burl.

Oh, and there is footage of bears playing ice hockey. It's horrible.

by Dan

Hey! Need a one off t-shirt design? I've never had such a good experience with t-shirt printing than Printfection. Try out their services. Your first shirt is only $2. (Plus around $8 for P&H).

I haven't washed it yet so Hopefully that'll all go well too.