Okay. Sorry, yes. We've been very weak at updating the comic recently. This is a note to point out that YES the story remains unfinished. YES I have a plan to finish it and YES this may take some time. The best advise I can give you is to subscribe to the comic with your RSS reader, then when it starts up again you'll be the first to know.

Also, I've started a podcast. Smart Enough to Know Better

Bubble Wrap

But it just can't be a dragon.
No? do tell.
there's no smoke.
maybe santa's corpse is blocking the chimney.
Now you're just making fun of me.
The building doesn't have a chimney.
guilty.
but there is smoke coming from the house down the road, could it be...?
eww no, not a dragon.
what is it?
cat on a hot tin roof.
oh, poor Maggie.

by Goatlord

Finally, an excuse to visit:

SPATULA CITYexclamation mark


I'd like to get a really large one (spatula, dirty peoples) and attach it to the front of a truck so I could flip off many, many people at the same time.

Or one of those heart/lung machines so I could give myself a BAC of 1.

Haven't decided which yet.

Sleep Dep