Bubble Wrap

I can't,..
AAGH!!!
,..sleep
Mother puss-bottom!!
Don't sneak up on me!!
You want me to make more noise?
Request retracted.

by Dan

The other night I was called upon to play ukulele on stage. The difficulty, of course, is that I don't play the ukulele.
That's not quite true but I'm very very new to stringed instruments.
None-the-less I was very pleased with just how satisfying playing the first four bars from 'We'll meet again' over and over was for both the audience and myself.

Read Lilley Street again you Black hearted swine