I thought you said you weren't crazy? He's down here.   | Bob, this is sick. I know I can be a bit of a jerk sometimes but why would you show me a decomposing corpse? Are you sure that's what it is? Not a Ninja in a clever disguise? | No, I can tell by the sight and smell of it that it's a decomposing corpse. So you can see it for what it truly is? | This poor man caught the disease, like so many others, and died. His last moments were probably spent in a great deal of agony and very much alone. | He's out here in the street, partially buried in dust. so, yes, we can infer that what ever happened to him, or her for that matter, probably wasn't very nice. | However, the picture you've painted is only one of many possible scenarios. there isn't much of him left to discern a great deal about his last moments at all. | A few tatters of clothing but no visible skin. There isn't much flesh remaining and, judging by the marks on some of the bones, he's now someone's meal ticket. | Perhaps my horde of demon girafflings? | or, for all I know, a pack of rabid wallabies. I'm pretty sure wallabies are herbivores. | They may have once been but the world is a very different place now. Not that different. Are wallabies even native to this part of the world? | You could check Wikipedia. I'll get right on that. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
You can lose yourself in Wikipedia for months at a time. Totally oblivious to your surroundings and personal hygiene.
It looks as though that Stefanovic robot thingy has had some work done on his personality chip.
