Professor!! Help!! They've got me!!
I have a strong urge to make a joke about not going to rescue him but i'm too damn scared thinking about the fact that now I've got to go rescue him.
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
I caught a fish the other day. A tiny whiting. It panicked when it got hooked and swam past a sand crab. The sand crab got entangled and caught both of them on my hook. I threw back the fish because it was too small and I threw back the crab because I don't like crab.