Phew. Lucky that horse came along when it did or it would have been dark by the time we got home.   | ...oh | Regardless, it's a beautiful night and I believe we'd planned to- | You want me to sleep on the couch?! where is this coming fr- | Oh, so he puts on one parlour trick and- | Oh look at me everybody! I'm the incredible mind reading, cheese eating, exploderer of giraffes! | I don't care what he said. He probably isn't real but this, you and me baby, this is real. | I'll "baby" you if I want! | Fine, if that's the way it's going to be! | No, I don't think I'll be getting any bread or milk while I'm out. | Low fat, sure, whatever. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Want milk that tastes like real milk?
Bite the udder off a cow and enjoy!
Awesome doesn't even begin to describe the experience because you're right, it's a whole different shade of nasty (with an sty not a zi) and noisy and just a little too stampy for the liking of most everyday persons.
