 Ow...Honey I’m home! He slurs drunkenly after staggering through the screen door...at 6am no less. Sweety, I can explain. I was out drinking with the boys when I met this hot chick and well, one thing led to another and we ended up going at it hammer and tong all night. I’m really sorry.   | Right...and my uncle Noel DOESN’T have carnal knowledge of animals. What really happened? OK, ok. I was out drinking with the boys and after we got chucked out at closing time, they thought it would be a good idea to duct tape me to the nearest roundabout....again.  | Oh Tyler, you could have at least put on clean underwear before you left yesterday. *sniff* *sniff*  |