Says here that Michael Jackson checked into a hospital yesterday.
Does it say why?
They’re calling it a "flu-like illness."
Oh, I see. I don’t suppose this means they’ll be putting his trial on hold?
Guess so. Say, I’m not feeling so well myself.
You’re not getting out of Tantric Sex Night that easily.
No, really, I think I’m going to vomit.
I’ve been wondering.Are we Australian, or are we American?
Sorry, I was thinking about Mel Gibson.
Why are you so chipper this morning?
Admit it. Last night, you made sounds you’ve never made before.
That you’ve heard, anyway.
You know I’ve,.. stopped wearing underwear.
Yes, I realised that.
That’s why I’ve started wearing double.
’Twas the nght before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring,
Except for the angry wife stalking her husband with a shiny new axe after discovering her moisturiser had been replaced with...something else.
Ow...Honey I’m home!
He slurs drunkenly after staggering through the screen door...at 6am no less.
Sweety, I can explain. I was out drinking with the boys when I met this hot chick and well, one thing led to another and we ended up going at it hammer and tong all night. I’m really sorry.
Right...and my uncle Noel DOESN’T have carnal knowledge of animals. What really happened?
OK, ok. I was out drinking with the boys and after we got chucked out at closing time, they thought it would be a good idea to duct tape me to the nearest roundabout....again.
Oh Tyler, you could have at least put on clean underwear before you left yesterday.
I need a better hiding place for my invisibility potion don’t I?