I was just talking to my friend Megan. That bastard Clive has been beating her up. There’s really nothing worse than someone who gets drunk and abusive.
Oh please don’t tell me you’re about to defend this.
Well, At least if he’s drunk and abusive he’d miss more often.
More often than what?
Than if he was just abusive.
What are you doing?
Having a drink.
That’s a lot of Vodka for this time of morning.