"Fur is murder," right?
What if I was to remove and wear the skins of people who buy fur? Is that murder?
Generally speaking, yes.
Oh, that’s no fun.
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Yes, of course.
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Serenity comes out tomorrow. Glee!
Didn’t you mention your boss wanted you to stay back late tomorrow to finish off those TPS reports?
Why are you so excited about,...
*cough* *gag* *COUGH!*
I CRAVE THE FLESH OF HUMANS!
Wha... cravings?! Oh no! Monique, you’re not pregnant are you?!
I AM NOT MONIQUE. I AM UNICRON, DEVOURER OF WORLDS. I CRAVE THE FLESH OF HUMANS!
Aaaaaaaaaahhhh .... hey, wait a minute...
What’s with you?
I just travelled back from the past where I killed your grandfather before he could conceive you.
By the way, It turns out, your Grandma’s a slut.
Wow! It says here on E! News Live that George W. Bush is going to marry Paris Hilton.
Everything on that show is made up and only stupid people believe them.
Lies! You speak lies!
Did you know the network is changing the show’s name to Gullible! News Live.
What?! But the name makes up 50% of the show!
I rest my case.