 "Fur is murder," right?Yes.  | What if I was to remove and wear the skins of people who buy fur? Is that murder?Generally speaking, yes. | Oh, that’s no fun.’Fraid not. |
| "Fur is murder," right?Yes. | What if I was to remove and wear the skins of people who buy fur? Is that murder?Generally speaking, yes. | Oh, that’s no fun.’Fraid not. |
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| Serenity comes out tomorrow. Glee!Didn’t you mention your boss wanted you to stay back late tomorrow to finish off those TPS reports? | Fuck. | FUCK!  |
| CHILLI SAUCE!!Why are you so excited about,... | *cough* *gag* *COUGH!* | AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!CHILLI SAUCE!!! |
I CRAVE THE FLESH OF HUMANS!Wha... cravings?! Oh no! Monique, you’re not pregnant are you?! | I AM NOT MONIQUE. I AM UNICRON, DEVOURER OF WORLDS. I CRAVE THE FLESH OF HUMANS! | Aaaaaaaaaahhhh .... hey, wait a minute...Tool. |
| *puff* *gasp*What’s with you?I just travelled back from the past where I killed your grandfather before he could conceive you. |  | By the way, It turns out, your Grandma’s a slut. |
Wow! It says here on E! News Live that George W. Bush is going to marry Paris Hilton.Everything on that show is made up and only stupid people believe them. | Lies! You speak lies!Did you know the network is changing the show’s name to Gullible! News Live. | What?! But the name makes up 50% of the show!I rest my case. |