F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Errors '

written by

Dan

,..well, you’re a festering boil on the arse of humanity,..

Database Addressing Error,..

Okay Jon, I won’t eat the lasanga

That’s a good cat

Munch Munch Munch

Oh, I hate Mondays

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Built for Pirates '

written by

Goatlord

Arrr, me land lubbin’ wench. Though a fine one it be, what be you doin’ buyin’ fer ye’self a new car?

*sigh*

My boss thought it would be a good idea to park his disgustingly large Humvee on top of my Astra. After I returned his testicles, he hired a new Mercedes R-class for me to drive whilst he has my car repaired.

Arrrrrr!

Oh, I see, very clever dear.

R341i53 /\/\y 1337 c0Mic 5ki11z!

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Anal '

written by

Dan

My boss said he wanted to lick my anus.

What?!!

He’d better have been joking!

Oh, yes,..

He said it was all tongue in cheek.

WHAT!!??

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Nuts To You! '

written by

Goatlord

*BURP*

Woah, must be my nuts coming up.

Cashews, I had some cashews earlier. Filthy girl.

Uh-huh.

There’s a joke somewhere in there about your balls having never dropped but to be quite honest, I couldn’t be stuffed.

Rude.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' D.U.I - Dumb Under Influence '

written by

Stumpybear

Hello, is this the Tyler-Monique residence?

Unfortunately.

We need you to come collect your intoxicated husband from the local police station.

He was found asking a tree for sex, and claiming to be "The Lizard Queen".

*Sigh* Again? I’ll bring the cage...

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Technological Convenience '

written by

Goatlord

Hello? Am I comin’ to practice? Fo’ shizzle S-bear. ’Cow Man 7’ will ride again!

Yeah, I’m walking. We just got these new cordless phones. They can be used anywhere in the house, they’re great.

Tyler don’t take it in there ... Tyler!

Ahhh. Where am I now? Let’s just say it’s a relief to have access to such a technological convenience. S-bear?

Monique, I just lost my call. I don’t think the phones work in here.

Oh, I’m sure they do ... grot.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Peek-A-Boo '

written by

Stumpybear

I think our house is haunted.

Too much tv for you, young man.

No, seriously. Something keeps turning things off.

Like what?

Well, first it turned off my sex life, then my love for you, then my will to live.

Now it just has to turn off your mouth.