Well, strange old scientist, my friends and our dog ’Scooby’ are planning on spending the night in the old abandoned hologram factory.
The hologram factory? Why, you don’t want to go there. That place is haunted.
These new episodes of ’Scooby Doo’ are very, very predictable
DON’T TELL ME!!
Do you think I could be a successful pole dancer?
What? That’s ridiculous,.. You’re not Polish
I meant a table top dancer.
People have to eat off there. Don’t even joke about a thing like that.
It’s going to be hard to dance around a pole that’s wrapped around your pointy little head.
I recognise this song.
Somebody quayed my car.
What’s the problem? That sort of stuff will just buff right out. You’ve got the stuff in your garage.
They didn’t ’key’ my car, They dropped it in the bay.
Did you hear that Jamie wrote his wife’s name in the sky for their anniversary?
Big deal! I’ve done that for you before.
I said ’Sky’,.. not ’Snow’.
Same thing. They’re both very elemental.
I still get dirty looks when I go to that indoor ski slope.
,..well, you’re a festering boil on the arse of humanity,..
Database Addressing Error,..
Okay Jon, I won’t eat the lasanga
That’s a good cat
Munch Munch Munch
Oh, I hate Mondays
Arrr, me land lubbin’ wench. Though a fine one it be, what be you doin’ buyin’ fer ye’self a new car?
My boss thought it would be a good idea to park his disgustingly large Humvee on top of my Astra. After I returned his testicles, he hired a new Mercedes R-class for me to drive whilst he has my car repaired.
Oh, I see, very clever dear.
R341i53 /\/\y 1337 c0Mic 5ki11z!
My boss said he wanted to lick my anus.
He’d better have been joking!
He said it was all tongue in cheek.
Woah, must be my nuts coming up.
Cashews, I had some cashews earlier. Filthy girl.
There’s a joke somewhere in there about your balls having never dropped but to be quite honest, I couldn’t be stuffed.
Hello, is this the Tyler-Monique residence?
We need you to come collect your intoxicated husband from the local police station.
He was found asking a tree for sex, and claiming to be "The Lizard Queen".
*Sigh* Again? I’ll bring the cage...
Hello? Am I comin’ to practice? Fo’ shizzle S-bear. ’Cow Man 7’ will ride again!
Yeah, I’m walking. We just got these new cordless phones. They can be used anywhere in the house, they’re great.
Tyler don’t take it in there ... Tyler!
Ahhh. Where am I now? Let’s just say it’s a relief to have access to such a technological convenience. S-bear?
Monique, I just lost my call. I don’t think the phones work in here.
Oh, I’m sure they do ... grot.
I think our house is haunted.
Too much tv for you, young man.
No, seriously. Something keeps turning things off.
Well, first it turned off my sex life, then my love for you, then my will to live.
Now it just has to turn off your mouth.
We should go on holidays...to somewhere maybe in Europe.
Now why should we do that?? Sounds like a waste of money to me!
It says here that Paris has the best nude beaches in the world.
I’ll get the keys!
I knew you would see it my way.
"Fur is murder," right?
What if I was to remove and wear the skins of people who buy fur? Is that murder?
Generally speaking, yes.
Oh, that’s no fun.
Diiiiid,... Yoouuuuu,... Earth,.... miiiiiy,... hair-dryeeeerrr,.. afteeeeeer,.. yoooooou,.... rewirreed,... it,...?
Yes, of course.
Shuuut,... iiit,... ooooff,.. yoooou,.. priiiiick !!
Serenity comes out tomorrow. Glee!
Didn’t you mention your boss wanted you to stay back late tomorrow to finish off those TPS reports?
Why are you so excited about,...
*cough* *gag* *COUGH!*
I CRAVE THE FLESH OF HUMANS!
Wha... cravings?! Oh no! Monique, you’re not pregnant are you?!
I AM NOT MONIQUE. I AM UNICRON, DEVOURER OF WORLDS. I CRAVE THE FLESH OF HUMANS!
Aaaaaaaaaahhhh .... hey, wait a minute...
What’s with you?
I just travelled back from the past where I killed your grandfather before he could conceive you.
By the way, It turns out, your Grandma’s a slut.
Wow! It says here on E! News Live that George W. Bush is going to marry Paris Hilton.
Everything on that show is made up and only stupid people believe them.
Lies! You speak lies!
Did you know the network is changing the show’s name to Gullible! News Live.
What?! But the name makes up 50% of the show!
I rest my case.
Nope, this blows.
I was enjoying it.
Tyler! If you don’t get up soon, you’ll be late for work.
I’m sleeping in. I don’t feel like going in today.
You bastard! You’ve been messing with my PDA again, it’s Saturday!
HA HA HA
HA HA HA
Then they asked-
-when we were having kids, I know!
HA HA HA
HA HA HA
AGH!! JESUS!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!!
I replaced the old DVD player.
but,. Wha,.. SO??!!
This one has a zoom function!!
And I thought it was big before,..
I played lawn bowls with my friends last night.
How do you play that one?
You have to try to roll your weighted bowl and get it closest to the jack.
I’ve played a game like that,..
Except that you had to get your "jack" closest to the,...
"My dog stains are in you thanking"?!
What the hell does that even mean? I’m sure the ’translators’ are just pulling the piss.
Pulling the piss?
Y’know: having a lend; pulling your leg; to come a wry one?
And what language are you translating that from?
Why the hell is there a pentagram sculpted in the sand garden?
I was trying to summon a demon of hell to serve my earthly desires.
An excellent use of a Saturday afternoon.
Speaking of which, did you do the washing up like I asked you?
Mmm, I just spent an afternoon playing Burnout: Revenge with S-bear. So very cool.
Why can’t you have any grown up hobbies? Video games are for children.
Hmmm? Yes. I was going to get a PSP but the graphics for the XBOX were great. Conundrum!
But of course! There is a version of Burnout available for the PSP. My PeePee senses are tingling!
Don’t you mean your PSP senses?
PSP senses? Don’t be daft.
Ew ... why do I bother?
Tyler, you’ve been spending a lot of time on that PSP of yours.
Revenge! ... mm?
Quick question: what does your PSP and your PP have in common?
They’re both handheld and fit easily inside my purse.
Behold! Through meditation I have achieved enlightenment. My consciousness rose to the highest of planes; I basked in its glory, and found that it was cheese.
The experience was akin to floating in a giant fondue, filled with infinity.
I thought you said it was made from-
Yes, and in this highest of realms, infinity itself, is
MADE, FROM CHEESE!
They killed Wash.
So, you didn’t like Serenity?
Best movie ever!