These new episodes of ’Scooby Doo’ are very, very predictable

Do you think I could be a successful pole dancer?

I meant a table top dancer.

It’s going to be hard to dance around a pole that’s wrapped around your pointy little head.

What’s up?

What’s the problem? That sort of stuff will just buff right out. You’ve got the stuff in your garage.

Did you hear that Jamie wrote his wife’s name in the sky for their anniversary?

I said ’Sky’,.. not ’Snow’.

I still get dirty looks when I go to that indoor ski slope.

,..well, you’re a festering boil on the arse of humanity,..

That’s a good cat

Oh, I hate Mondays

*sigh*

My boss thought it would be a good idea to park his disgustingly large Humvee on top of my Astra. After I returned his testicles, he hired a new Mercedes R-class for me to drive whilst he has my car repaired.

Oh, I see, very clever dear.

My boss said he wanted to lick my anus.

Oh, yes,..

He said it was all tongue in cheek.

Uh-huh.

There’s a joke somewhere in there about your balls having never dropped but to be quite honest, I couldn’t be stuffed.

Tyler don’t take it in there ... Tyler!

Oh, I’m sure they do ... grot.

Too much tv for you, young man.

Like what?

Now it just has to turn off your mouth.

We should go on holidays...to somewhere maybe in Europe.

It says here that Paris has the best nude beaches in the world.

I knew you would see it my way.

Yes.

Generally speaking, yes.

’Fraid not.

Didn’t you mention your boss wanted you to stay back late tomorrow to finish off those TPS reports?

Why are you so excited about,...

*cough* *gag* *COUGH!*

I CRAVE THE FLESH OF HUMANS!

I AM NOT MONIQUE. I AM UNICRON, DEVOURER OF WORLDS. I CRAVE THE FLESH OF HUMANS!

Tool.

What’s with you?

Everything on that show is made up and only stupid people believe them.

Did you know the network is changing the show’s name to Gullible! News Live.

I rest my case.

I was enjoying it.

Tyler! If you don’t get up soon, you’ll be late for work.

You bastard! You’ve been messing with my PDA again, it’s Saturday!

-when we were having kids, I know!

AGH!! JESUS!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!!

but,. Wha,.. SO??!!

EEEEWWWWW!!!!

I played lawn bowls with my friends last night.

You have to try to roll your weighted bowl and get it closest to the jack.

Mmmm,...

Pulling the piss?

And what language are you translating that from?

Why the hell is there a pentagram sculpted in the sand garden?

An excellent use of a Saturday afternoon.

Speaking of which, did you do the washing up like I asked you?

Why can’t you have any grown up hobbies? Video games are for children.

Don’t you mean your PSP senses?

Ew ... why do I bother?

Tyler, you’ve been spending a lot of time on that PSP of yours.

Quick question: what does your PSP and your PP have in common?

They’re both handheld and fit easily inside my purse.

Meditate, you?

I thought you said it was made from-

So, you didn’t like Serenity?

Geek.