 I eat the flesh of babies, I store their souls in bottles...Yeha.  | Usually, I’ll wash it down with the blood of kittens... That’s nice. | I love you.WHAT!?!?! |
| I eat the flesh of babies, I store their souls in bottles...Yeha. | Usually, I’ll wash it down with the blood of kittens... That’s nice. | I love you.WHAT!?!?! |
Heh.Hmm? | Pussy.Huh?Pussy.  | I don’t get it.And you never will.Classy. |
 Remember you promised to give the stars to me, HajikiOh Lord, not more Anime!!It’s pronounced Ah-nih-Meh  | I can’t believe you enjoy that girlish nonsense.GIRLISH!!??Yeah! My god! If ’Neighbours’ had killer robots you’d probably watch that too. | In my opinion, the only things that would improve that show are killer robots. |
| Well, strange old scientist, my friends and our dog ’Scooby’ are planning on spending the night in the old abandoned hologram factory. | The hologram factory? Why, you don’t want to go there. That place is haunted. | These new episodes of ’Scooby Doo’ are very, very predictableDON’T TELL ME!! |
Do you think I could be a successful pole dancer?What? That’s ridiculous,.. You’re not Polish | I meant a table top dancer.Hey!  | People have to eat off there. Don’t even joke about a thing like that.It’s going to be hard to dance around a pole that’s wrapped around your pointy little head.I recognise this song. |
| *sigh*What’s up?Somebody quayed my car. | What’s the problem? That sort of stuff will just buff right out. You’ve got the stuff in your garage. | They didn’t ’key’ my car, They dropped it in the bay. |
| Did you hear that Jamie wrote his wife’s name in the sky for their anniversary?Big deal! I’ve done that for you before. | I said ’Sky’,.. not ’Snow’. | Same thing. They’re both very elemental.I still get dirty looks when I go to that indoor ski slope. |