Hi there, Is this Tyler?

Yes? Who’s this?

Good News Tyler! On behalf of radio station 67.8fm you’ve won the opportunity to benefit from over $5000 worth of goods for an initial outlay of only $35

Good News Friendly telemarketer. Thanks to my new inbound call tracking system you’ve "won" the opportunity to benefit from the fact that I work at a gun store and I get cut-price weaponry and ammunition.

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Don’t worry, You don’t have to do anything. We’re already on our way.

*click*

I’m going out sweetie.