*sniff**sniff* That air freshener must finally be working. I can barely smell you.
Nah, I just found a cork with a good enough seal.
You put a cork...? Oh Tyler, that’s just... Why?
Well, you know that joke Rodney Rude does? "Jeeze mate, that would have lifted a lighter man clear off his seat!"
I thought I’d test the theory out, Mythbusters style. Oh-oh...here we go.
Impressively aerobatic, if a little wiffy.