You know, the most peculiar thing happened to me today.
I was walking along the footpath, and I heard a lot of yelping. When I turned around, there was a wild pack of dogs chasing after me.
I don’t suppose you could offer any insight as to why that was?
Well, It may be because I soaked your pants in beef last night... or perhaps the dogs just preferred something hairy, smelly and infested with fleas.
It has to stop, and it has to stop now.
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
That system that pipes ’scary clown music’ into the bathroom whenever someone is in there.
There’s nothing scary about clown music.
I haven’t been able to,.. go,.. for a week now.
Clown’s ARE funny!
HUFF. HUFF. HUFF. HUFF-A HUFF-A HUFF-A HUFF-A, WOOOOOOOO!
What are you watching in there?
OK, EVERYBODY OUT!
Some old gang bang movie I’d forgotten I’d had. Wow, they don’t make porn stars like they used to. I didn’t think she’d be able to walk away from that train crash.
I was quite disappointed to find that the face on Mars turned out to be simple tricks of the light.
Yeah, Kind of like how you actually have a face but a trick of the light turns it into a crater pocked, canal fed wasteland.
If you thought Mars was the god of war,....
I’m already running!
I got some cool noise-cancelling headphone buds.
Wasting your money on stupid gimmicks just to listen to music. That’s so lame.
OH, Very Funny! You know,.. You can be a complete ba,....
Have you been sending me blackmail again?
What makes you ask such a preposterous thing?
I received some extremely bizarre pictures of black men having sex...again.
Oh, that. No, it’s just your early birthday present.
*whisper* *whisper* *whisper*
Tyler...are you praying?? You do know that God doesn’t exist, right?
You know, this is all your fault Monique.