 We’re having people for dinner next Saturday so don’t make any last minute plans. Again?   | We only do this every few weeks and it’s not like we go out of our way to do things as a couple. There’s the hamster thing. Yes, there is the hamster thing.  | Can we at least stay away from the Jones family. I’ve had Mrs Jones stuck in my teeth all week and an irritable bowel. I’m sure she was a vegan, the bitch. Ok then, how about the Pavarottis? They’ve just emigrated from Italy. Hmmm...It has been a while since we’ve had some good Italian. |