I understand that ’normal’ is a relative term but your family gatherings are just... so... completely... fucked!
That’s a fair comment. I must say that when I was a young lad, I would dream that my midget, trapeeze artist, biological parents would whisk me away one day to a life of high flying adventure in the circus.
Your cousin Will has changed though. I remembered him as being...
I was going to say, a bit alternative but yes, hippie scum would be more accurate.
Yeah, his new girlfriend is heavily into anime. My aunt calls it his, "Chubby, junkfood eating, robot phase." I always liked her.
I guess that explains the hair.
Oh no, they’re just freaks.