Tickle me Elmo on fire

Ha! I totally sold it. I amaze even myself.

I'm selling my old Gameboy

There are many interesting things in the Oxford English Dictionary. Take for example:
cockboat - (noun) a small boat towed behind a larger vessel.

I was trying to determine if "cockbite" should be expressed as one word or two. Ah, the life of the literary jeanius.

Christmas cow?


... don't look up!

Mooooo!

Grammar and spelling are for people who have time and aren't posting in the 5 seconds at work that they have free.

No such thing as a fair coin flip. Interesting maths stuff.

Not to add fire to this nerdy fire, but that page you linked to specified "Also, especially British, pla·gia·rise."

Whose* Plagiarizing*

Who's theorem you plagerising bitch?

A cocktail party is a party where Cock and Tail come together, right?

Those Rube Goldburg machines are great. I'm surprised they haven't met up with the snuff film market. The marble runs down the stair that activates the guillotine that chops off the head of the untrustworthy drug mule that leaks onto the flypaper, that sets off the roller-skate,..

Just watched "Shooter" and, man, was I disappointed. Damn my dyslexia.

Hello. I don't like your new Header. It's not very exciting. You should consider getting a new one.

Hooray! I've fixed FYMD. It only took a month for me to realise that it was broken.

I'm somewhat confused as to why Ms Stefani is constantly accompanied buy at least one, and sometimes two, Japanese girls in school uniforms. Are they Ninja bodyguards of some kind?

If she went back to playing music that I liked I'd go back to liking her ... but I'd never give her another cent of my money.

AH! MY PARADE!!! It's getting rained on! The floats!! Someone cover the floats!!

Oh god! The wind has caught the giant character balloons. EVERYONE TAKE COVER!!

Hi Dan,

I'm sorry to rain on your parade but Gwen Stefani had nothing to do with the "Lady Marmalade" redux. The guilty ones there were Christina Aguilera, Pink, Lil' Kim and Mya.

However, Gwen Stefani has been getting all glam since that Howard Hughes movie. But maybe you can go back to liking her again? ;)

Cheers, Natalie.

Ho meaty 'ell ow!

mmmmm, ho meat...

Just a quick question,
what do you (the reader of comment 302) think when you read this address?:

homeatyellow.com.au

Someone broke my forth wall.